Sooo Want One of These

Meet David, the artificial life form that the oh-so-real (and oh-so-wish-I-he-was-mine-to-have) Michael Fassbender plays in Prometheus, Ridley Scott’s sort of prequel to Alien also starring Noomi Rapace and Charlize Theron:

I want one!

This video is the latest in a series of made-for-the-Web clips meant to promote the blockbuster’s arrival in theaters this summer. Last winter, the powers that be somehow treated us to a TED Talk from 2023, featuring Guy Pearce as the mysterious Peter Weyland.

Short Fass

My favorite actor right now, Michael Fassbender, is going to Tribeca.

The Shame star plays a thieve in Pitch Black Heist, a buzzy, already-award-winning 14-minute short film that will make its Manhattan debut at the Tribeca Film Festival (which runs April 18-29).

I so wish I was going up there to be there for it and him (and to try to grab the guy – wait...did I just type that out...loud?).

Click here for a look-see at the actor and his co-star, Liam Cunningham from HBO’s Game of Thrones, as they relax a bit and have themselves a candid moment mouthing the words of the 1960 Teresa Brewer ditty, “If There Are Stars in My Eyes.”

Photo: MichaelFassbender.org.