Sooo Want One of These

Meet David, the artificial life form that the oh-so-real (and oh-so-wish-I-he-was-mine-to-have) Michael Fassbender plays in Prometheus, Ridley Scott’s sort of prequel to Alien also starring Noomi Rapace and Charlize Theron:

I want one!

This video is the latest in a series of made-for-the-Web clips meant to promote the blockbuster’s arrival in theaters this summer. Last winter, the powers that be somehow treated us to a TED Talk from 2023, featuring Guy Pearce as the mysterious Peter Weyland.