Wednesday, June 18, 2008

As If

According to People, Mario Lopez is the Hottest Bachelor of 2008.

As Cher Horowitz would say, I don’t think so.

I mean, what makes him the hottest of them all?

Perhaps it’s his unreal body or his annoyingly cute dimples, but it’s definitely not his rumored cheating on ex-girlfriend Karina Smirnoff.

Way to lower the bar, People.

A more eligible choice would have been Hottest Bachelor of 2008 list finalist and 300 star Gerard Butler, who, reported cheesy pickup lines aside, is quite fine, or Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine. Now that’s a hot mofo.


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